In Deep Snow
by Cal Flyn
The waiting room of an accident and emergency department is as good a place as any to do a spot of sightseeing.
Here in Ivalo hospital, in the far north of Finland, the staff, patients and interior décor provide a great insight into the minutae of Arctic life. Men in heavy furs nurse arms in improvised splints. Sami women dangle infants in tiny balaclavas over their knees, as snow melts and puddles around their feet.
On the wall a colourful display of fishing flies is revealed, on closer inspection, to be a collection of foreign objects removed from patients. "Broken fishhook, pulled from eye," translates Satu. "Rusted nail found deep in flesh."
It's a lively place to hang out, but you really need a good reason to get past the doorman.
Myself, I am bent and perhaps broken. I have been trampled by a horse; stiff in the neck, sore in the back and bruised in the buttock.
It's as good a reason as any. Strong blonde Finns - with shoulders wide as Atlas' - nod almost approvingly as I hobble through their midst, supported on both sides and dressed in dirty salopettes. I have joined the club.
Finally. I've been in Lapland for four months now, working for my keep somewhere they mush with huskies and sled with the native fjord horses. It's a tough life on the edge of the world, in conditions so cold that the tears will freeze to your cheeks as they fall.
I've been finding it hard to keep up with the sheer machismo of it all. Guns? I can't fire them. Axes? Can't chop a thing. I don't ski, I don't hunt, I don't fish.
But horses: horses I can do. I thought it would be my way in, my one useful skill. I'd train willful Wilma, the stroppy fjord filly, to pull the sleigh, and that would be my in into Lappish society.
And so it has proven, although not quite in the way I was hoping. When you train a horse, they call it "breaking in". In this case, Wilma was breaking me.
It happened so quickly, I didn't feel pain until I found myself lying limp in the deep snow. One second we were calmly backing her between the traces, buckling the harness, stepping her forwards; the next was a tangle of limbs and yelling and the rushing and crushing of hooves.
Wilma panicked, I was later told, during the long and painful drive to the nearest hospital.
She bolted forwards, trying to shake off the sled, but as it was tied on tightly it kept up a close pursuit. I pulled at her bridle but only managed to swing her round to face me, before she knocked me to the ground and galloped over my body, pulling the sleigh across me for good measure.
Fjords may be short in stature, but they are strong little horses. And heavy - half a tonne, at least.
When Wilma had finally torn off the sleigh and stopped - just short of the frozen lake, thank god, thank god, thank god - my friends ran back to check on me.
"I'm fine," I said, trying to sound casual. I was not fine, clearly. But I could roll over, very slowly. And, with a great deal of help, I could stand. I'd left a cartoonish imprint of my body in the drift, arms flung high - a snow angel in distress. But where my waist should be, deep tracks from the hooves and the sled.
"You were lucky to fall in the deep snow," said Erki, my Finnish boss, as I limped away. "The ice on the drive, here. It is hard as concrete. It is only inches away. Your insides, they would be very crushed."
After a three hour wait at the hospital, the doctor agrees. There is blood in my urine, he says: my kidneys are bruised. But it could be worse. On the balance of horror, as Erki would put it, I have come out very well.
I return to the waiting room to await my prescription. Two men are pulling on heavy layers, ski masks and camouflage print snowmobile jackets. They nod at me, almost in recognition.